“What are the odds?! No, seriously, what are the odds?” - Joseph Randle

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Paul Allen called up one of his old buddies and begged for him to be put in the video.

Russell Wilson is the perfect brand cipher.

That is crazy! People interested in Russell Wilson.

“Go away, batin’!”

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

I’m going to go home and hope that no more Plumlees got into my attic.

Five new games on NBC? I hope that there are enough hot button social issues for Bob Costas to moan about.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

My favorite thing about this is that sometime around Lewis she had to get a new marker.

When asked about Sash, Roger Goodell replied, “Why yes, I have a satin one that matches my bathrobe.”

“keep fucking them.”

if you can’t accept that Star Wars is : A song of Space and Skywalkers you are likely going to be disappointed.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

I remember the first time I used a tee to hit a baseball too

Man, Bill Simmons can’t catch a break.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth