That Veronica Vaughn, though...

Breaking news: Kobe Bryant is a dick, bad teammate

Gotta really feel bad for the man responsible for driving that group of troublemakers

You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

Mauk: [Sees line of white powdery substance]

Not that I can recall. Privately, however, I can think of one, perhaps.

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

I’ve never thought about this. But they didn’t bother to disguise Luke’s last name? I mean, c’mon. Anakin & Luke are both Skywalkers? Even if Kenobi kept what happened to Anaking a secret, Palpatine & Anakin both knew. Yet the Empire couldn’t find a kid with the same last name as Vader?

“ever since you showed up, mine is the only house for kilometers that’s never been attacked by sand people, that was never raided by Jabba’s thugs ... It ends now.”

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

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To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”