Tomsula was reportedly spotted sans mustache at a Gold’s Gym in California last week

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

But will it give it to ya?

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

You guys found something more depressing than Drew Magary’s twitter feed.

This guy called it.

If only cellphones existed in Buffalo back in the early 90's.

this is one of those games where I have a moral quandary—to root against the child abuser or the godslinger?

I, for one, never believed in the Blair Walsh project to begin with.

It’s okay Tom. Chances are it is just a potato gun.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

A handgun? Greg Hardy keeps more than that in his ottoman

Can you come by and push my clutch in every morning? It’ll just take a second.

As long as we’re throwing money at the problem, why not just go for the heated attached garage? Works wonders for me.

Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

or this:

“I see you’re attempting to parallel park, I can assist with that!”