A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

It’s sad when the scripture-tattoo enthusiast in The Bay is somehow less of a dbag. Russell Wilson is a gimmicky turd who makes JJ Watt seem sincere. Go Badgers!

Matt Stafford is the dirt worst. His record against teams with a winning record, you ask? 3-32, with bonus points for 0-18 on the road against winning teams.

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

Jesus. +1

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Well it’s not like the guy stepped on any toes.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

rather than his role in one of the NFL’s biggest embarrassments

Jesus Christ, there’s nothing worse than hearing about someone’s fantasy team.

“What are thoooooose?”

+1 manifest destiny

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Russell Wilson plans to celebrate his new contract by pumping himself up in the mirror about dreams or something and then not having sex

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.