That bit is implied by the continued existence of Deadspin.

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

Bleacherless Report.

This isn’t even good smarm. It’s a bad deal for sports fans who like seeing Kevin Durant play basketball with Russell Westbrook, preferably in cool playoff series.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Anyone who has tried a New Glarus Brewing Company beer.....please tell me 3 beers that are better than a nice cold Spotted Cow. /crickets .....this discussion is over.

Commentators later added that Hayes has a flashy, naturally-gifted vocabulary, in contrast to his gritty libraryrat teammates.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

These guys. I hope they win. Now that Georgia State is out, no one is having more fun.

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

You could argue that his career needed one.

This would be the best trainwreck.

This saddens me as a Bears fan. Speculation is that it could be for as little as a 4th or 5th round pick. Alshon Jeffery's emergence makes Marshall a bit less essential to the offense, but they have NO WR depth. It was pretty much Jeffery/Marshall with no other WR's (Marquess Wilson? Dane Sanzenbacher? Earl…

I fully support this idea.

Makes sense. Let's absolve all notions of parity in the league so we can appease aged, ineffective players in the last year or two of their career.

And by appease, I mean pay them money to sit on the bench in that last year or two.

I agree. It's time for him to make a switch