Phoenix fans blamed Hassan's first name, and definitely not his last, for his violent outburst.

The NFL

Pete Carroll: Meh... Pass.

Easy on the "us" there, tiger. Grouping all men together with this pond scum is just like grouping wonderful women together with the gold diggers and cheaters.

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

this is still the sickest d-rose dunk

Appreciate this. Any chance we can get some Kane highlights too? It's a rough day.

Coming out with a movie about your life when you won't share a single inner thought with reporters is some quality trolling.

When asked to make a cameo, Pete Carroll passed.

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

The Eagles, in their first year with head coach Chip Kelly, were concerned about Gordon's impending suspension. They were also high on Foles.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe