Those aren't sharp enough brah

And he looks like Ted Fucking Cruz's illegitimate love child. He can eat all of the dicks as far as I'm concerned.

Mother of God, thank you for that.

Thought the same thing.

I had to read that headline about 4 times to grasp what it was trying to say. Those names make it borderline gibberish.

I think someone has a crush....

NFL: "That's just the CTE talking."

That there's some good kinja.

This was the best comment I read all day until you took a dig at Russ for his self-entitled obsession with with God’s perceived interest in sports. Then it became the best comment I’ve read all year. Fuck Russell Wilson with a sideways Bible.

Peppa Pig has to be on your short list.

After a historic 14-2 season, those are some big shoes to fill.

You spelled Philadelphia 76ers wrong.

The tax revenue is being collected from residents statewide, not just MKE (perhaps a cursory read of the proposal before being condescending?). The cost per taxpayer is effectively <$2. I, too, am sick and tired of watching this game of extortion be played out across the country; however, as a Bucks fan, I’m willing…

May the lord have mercy on your soul. +1

Nice Chappelle reference!

Am I the only one who thinks that word underneath says “GUILT” or “GUILTY”?

As Cutler was amid the downward spiral that was last season, I suggested to some friends that the most fitting end to his career would be being shipped off to the Jets. I can't think of a more appropriate narrative for either side. If there is a God (There's not.) this will happen.

Heh

perfect.

So if a person who is much smaller than you, like a child perhaps, hits you, it's cool to return that force? Or, realizing you have a clear physical advantage, do you walk away? He gets hit by line backers for a living. Do you think that really hurt him?