Their probation officers are gonna be pissed!

I can only assume they've since recruited this man.

Classy.

Ok. But get off his dick.

She's just lucky her husband isn't from Detroit.

A Schiano man blitzes a victory formation and makes no apologies.

I get it! It's funny because people died! You must be a hit at the water cooler.

Like people in Boston need a reason to be jack asses.

But is he a true Schiano man?

This would effectively end sports in Detroit.

Are people scared they're going to get MRSA from going to a game?

James Franco is so annoying.

lol she's protesting.

Now that's a Shiano man!!!

Unfortunately for the Bucs, MRSA is not a Pokemon.

Well done!

Ah, you mean paradise...

He already lives in Boston so why kick him when he's down? Good on them.

If Schub was my quarterback, I'd be smoking weed too. They should be glad that's all they were smoking.

Oh shut up. No one used the word scandal.