I don't believe in God, but occasionally I fantasize about the surprise people like these churchgoers would be in for after they die, and find out God doesn't approve of crap like this. Would like to be the fly on the wall.

I've think many of this have been in this situation before. I've laid my own jacket on the counter in the bathroom and used that as a changing pad. I've changed my kids in the back of my minivan. I have never changed my kid in the middle of a restaurant where people are eating. That is just rude and gross. It…

No. Just no. I think breast feeding in public is fine, mothers with babies crying on airplanes deserve some sympathy because there really isn't a damn thing they can do, and that guy who posted a (totally made up) story about buying all the pies at BK to spite a kid is an asshole, but this?

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

IT'S SAND. I THINK. I MUST HAVE BEEN NEAR A PILE OF SAND AND THE WIND BLEW AND IT GOT IN MY EYE. OR SOMETHING.

Asking your economically disadvantaged client, referred to you through a program for abused women, to pay for her legal fees with sexual favors ≠ dating your doctor or attorney.

Dating your lawyer? Not that strange, possibly unethical, but also possibly not. Asking the women you represent for sexual favors? Absolutely unacceptable in every single way.

Academy of Model Aeronautics. It's common practice for victims of murder attempts to seek comfort in model aviation, and the promotion of model aviation as a recognized sport. Life doesn't get more raw than in model aviation.

You don't usually wear socks with heels.

There are a lot of things that kids can google that don't exactly need to be taught in school. I'm on board with discussing orgasms and sexual response, but fetishes don't strike me as health-class necessities.

Nope. Ninth-graders don't need bondage as part of the curriculum. (Orgasms, yes.) We're talking about a generation (following many generations) who don't know they've got separate holes for peeing and baby making. Let's make sure we've got the basics down pat, first.

Some dudes try to tell me my short haircut is a "boner killer" and I'll I can think is

How about "Hating men is an enormous misconception about feminism."

Well, how about we edit it to "hating men, sex, SAHMs, or other women isn't part of feminism, but we've got assholes in our club too."

And also on women who are 5'9", so that I don't buy a nice slinky-looking should-be-Maxi dress that comes up to mid-calf on me.

Right. Like their saying "I want to fuck you" or some such thing is sooooo thrilling that you'll drop your pants right there for them.

You know what? I'm straight and I don't want to sleep with most men. Break that news to them if you want to see them really stunned.

I have the opposite problem...I'm 6'2 and whenever I buy a dress that's nearly to the 'models' knees it always ends up showin the goods :( I did buy a cute tube dress from The Gap a few weeks ago and on the website it showed the insteam hitting the models knees, on me it came to mid thigh :/

I also like when they post the customer pictures so you can see someone in a similar body type as you wearing the out fit.

One of my favorite stores locally does this and it's AMAZING. Whenever they do a new cut or a new fabric they do a line up of all different women with different body types and a blog entry discussing how they wear it and why specifically they choose it. And they don't make a big deal of it or pat themselves on the…