People who complain about “PC culture” are just angry that they can’t be out loud bigots anymore without consequences.

This is one area, as a gen-x’er, where no amount of science will ever overcome my terror. I’ll never knowingly sleep with someone with HIV, not if they’re on the top-quality medication and I’m using a condom and on PrEP. It’s the realest boogieman of our generation. 

I believe he can lie.

Mostly yes, but you can transmit some diseases through breast milk.

Seriously, wash your hands and use your fingers aka your hand forks.

Straight size? the fuck? Are we just saying whatever comes to mind now? Okay. Tickle Monster. 

I don’t understand people who think living in California is cheap. Gold rush miners were overpaying to come here and look for gold. 

She can call Jennifer Aniston for tips about what it’s like to be pregnant with twins. For something like 25 years.

A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

The only thing wrong with NYC tap water is the rust buildup in the old pipes. Otherwise, it’s the finest tap water in all the land and the exact reason for the superiority of our pizza and bagels.

Wouldn’t this be rich if it turned out Middleton actually *did* know you and *was* screwing you? 

Yes. Mostly people who are uncomfortable infantalizing women and actually care about what the woman herself said about the situation she was in.

What does basic mean? That she didn’t like the cool manly bands and movies he did?

Totally guess: He’s stupid. Really stupid.

People who tell others to do as they say and not as they do themselves annoy me.

Come on! Not all births are as excruciating as she portrays. I had two homebirths, drug free and while painful and somewhat messy, they were the two most transcendent experiences of my life. If I didn’t have to raise and support more humans, I’d have done it a few times more. Instead I became a midwife and witness…

Now I’m thinking of that scene in “Notting Hill” where Will has to pretend he’s a reporter from ‘Horse and Hound’ magazine and is trying to think of interview questions to ask Anna.

What a weird take. You really don’t think a violent, emotionally unstable person with an inability to internally self-regulate could pose any threat to the general public when handed legislative power? Or that underlying issues that trigger abusive behavior toward family members don’t impact any other parts of their…

Or maybe elected representatives hold much more power over the general public than the average person, and (having seen the damage their abuser can do with a small amount of power) their victim feels a moral duty to warn the public before handing that person a large amount of power. Seems like a pretty reasonable…

She is trash in fancy clothes. Can we please stop talking about her now? I swear to god, if a man was acting like this, Jezebel would’ve cancelled him already.