Microsoft Painting... I don't have photoshop on this computer.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

It's amazing how comfortable people are with tweeting/facebooking horribly-racist shit using their real names.

So is "Bear Friday" a thing now?

They're just bein' Miley.

Russia wants to make sure that there's no confusion over the term "bear"

that bear is fucking stoned.

the most frightening thing about it is the cost: $2.5 billion.

• Work your ass off for years and years

Obligatory: in mother Russia you don't watch the Olympics, the Olympics watch you!

Because Justin Beiber stubbed his toe, or Kim Kardashian bent over, or whatever bullcrap that doesn't matter happened and is headlined on every network.

Why are there videos of showers running to begin with?

Well, that explains why there are no shower curtains...they block the cameras.

You know...for a country that is so anti-gay, I'm surprised at how many items they serve anally.

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

It's like the old saying goes, "Life gives you lemons, make a butt plug."

counterpoint: Sodium Lights are horrible. They give everything a sick, jaundiced look.