I already told you guys about Kinja drunk several times, and for free! Of course, I'm just a drunk rural guy so what do I know...

I'll take a coffee with cream. Did you know multiracial people have a lower socioeconomic status?

I get that speeding is dangerous but damn we all have looked down at the speedometer and noticed we were going too fast, especially on smooth roads. And to get a misdemeanor over common human error is draconian.

Annnd my boner is gone.

God, I always hate when that happens! This is why I use off-street parking now.

626,681 people.

I don't know about you, but everytime I get really injured I smile and laugh too.

I thought that too until I found this depth map.

In Corporate America cable company chooses you.

Yea it did snow here. But the streets were dead in the morning. Why? Because we watch the Weather Channel and close places.

Because he's gonna record it.

I go through hardcore withdrawal. I'll have a mixed drink at night and the next morning I'm having delirium tremens. It's like my brain wants me to become an alcoholic.

Despite the mass shootings in the Denver area.

So basically they're "bragging" about being too socially awkward and douchey to have consensual sex? Not cool in the least bit, actually I feel bad for your micro-penis bro...

As a web designer, that site made me cringe. It's ugly from the inside out. Do these gov't contractors purposely make these websites ugly or are they stuck in some time warp where design standards are lagging 5+ years?

1 mb??? Try like more around 25mb at the lowest quality and around 200+mb for the HD video.