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You know...for a country that is so anti-gay, I'm surprised at how many items they serve anally.

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

It's like the old saying goes, "Life gives you lemons, make a butt plug."

It's funny because Putin is a fascist murderer that hates the gays! I get it now.

And suddenly that young go-getting sports writing upstart realizes why their colleagues were more than willing to let them go to their first Olympics.

Can you imagine being the young sports journalist who was super excited to be covering his/ her first Olympics? Then you get there and get his with nuclear water, stray dogs, and semen. That's enough to make you pine for the good old days of covering high school football in Bakersfield.

In all seriousness. This is an absolute disaster. There is no way in hell Russia should be hosting these games.

Not too surprising. Even after the fall of communism, Russia's infrastructure officials continue Stalin. While accommodations are unfinished at best, at least the beds have appropriate Lenins.

Eight minutes of cops videos, starting with a few cops being morons, then just Russian dash cams involving cops, then videos showing why it's dangerous to be a cop, and then some videos where you see a cop.

What country's police vans are provided by Duplo?

Cops? No, these are Russians.

Proof that Russia is the wild west for driving.

I'm in the market for a dash cam, seeing how I just got ran off the road a few days ago and I only had my word against the truck driver's. What are your recommendations?

At 4:20, I'm pretty sure that was the suspect car that PIT-maneuvered the police truck...

Salting stairs in Georgia? They don't know that salt melts snow (see: Snopocalypse 2014).

If that was a movie trailer I would have already bought my tickets.

Do not play with toy blimps or submarines on the bathroom floor.

PEW PEW! TOILET BOMBS! PEW PEW!

With the right encryption, it doesn't matter how many people receive the broadcast because only the intended recipient will be able to make any meaning of it. This is how real encryption works. Hiding a broadcast channel is only security through obscurity.