This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

Plot-holes.

Counterpoint: Fuck Bernie Ecclestone

No, he is just moving to Florida.

They are all “eerily similar” because in every instance the driver mistakenly mashed down the accelerator.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

The blame is squarely on these drivers. What if it wasn’t a Comcast truck? What if it is a child who decided to run into the road? What about a police car or fire truck trying to save someone’s life, before before backups arrive? Are they to be blamed too?

So, the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss?

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

“See honey, I finally put it for sale. Happy?”

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

SPOILER ALERT, JUSTIN!

“Are you telling me that you used my college savings . . . on a Delorean?”

What a gripping discovery! I can imagine, though, that the historical community will be resistant to this new information, perhaps even find it abrasive, but I think that the new information will wear at their aggravation over time through attrition.

Was he using his 5hp signature, or the 10hp one?

That joke is repulsive.

It depends how many gears your transmission has

Reclining my seat doesn’t do a thing for my knees that you’re crushing.

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.