That’s kind of my point though. Based on my (admittedly non-exhaustive) knowledge about her as an artist and her public persona I would be surprised if she agreed to a Vogue photoshoot without the goal being at least a bit of subversion of the norm. Not so far as “Fuck being pretty” but just “What makes me feel…

Not trying to pile on, but I think the point of her doing this was for it to be about what SHE likes and wants. Like, I can see not making it perfect or maximizing aesthetic coherence being a deliberate choice.

I don’t listen to her, either, but it doesn’t bother me for other people to like her music. It’s funny when people feel the need to make sure everyone knows they don’t like something. It’s like, ok, who cares? It’s even more funny when it’s not enough for someone to say that they don’t like something - they need to…

Oh please. The dark eyebrows are my favorite thing about this look. Billie Eilish is cool specifically because she doesn’t style the way a beauty/glamour magazine would. 

If you’re going to critique a person, maybe you can do it on the basis of something other than their physical appearance?

Aren’t his parents like owners of a notoriously violent blood emerald operation?

I would bet that Elon asked to be on SNL and was not invited. And he asked because he is pathetic and desperate to be loved, like all narcissist assholes. He just rich enough that he can make SNL one of his vanity projects. 

Or perhaps it’s the desperation of a life-long dweeb who deep down still wants to prove that he can be popular and charismatic because being the second richest person in the world still hasn’t healed that part of this ego? Whatever his motivations I can’t imagine this being anything but embarrassing.

Would they like a sketch about a man in his late 40s who in pathetic desperation at his oncoming mortality keeps trying to make himself relevant by appearing at pop culture events/shows and marrying a woman who keeps acting like but I have to keep reminding myself isn’t actually 17, because I’d be happy to write that…

He has not been allowed bail, and if he is allowed bail, he is not allowed in a home with minor children, which includes his own home as well as his parent’s.  

I read about the Duggar perv being arrested yesterday, but it didn’t specify the charges. I guessed correctly. He should have gone to jail a long time ago. This time around though his parents don’t sound quite so supportive. And his wife is pregnant with number seven. I hope he has not molested one of his daughters.…

A wealthy person being turned away from a chain restaurant is pure hilarity to me.

Why is she apologizing? If it’s a 30-minute wait, it’s a 30-minute wait. I think Dayanna Rodas needs to take a lesson from Ami Hassan of Winnipeg’s Falafel Place. He has turned away much better people than Adam Sandler.

Douglas was also great.

Wow, that picture is not doing William any favors.

I get it, Harry. My dad was a self-centered dick, too.

You’re going to freak the geek out when you learn about yearbooks.

Or this picture of Malek being caressed by Trump?

When his Malek going to ask the producers of Twilight to take down this picture?

The one’s who decided it was a bad picture was Jezebel, not me lol