Yeah, dude, it’s not hard to figure out why everyone hates you...

I thought he had been eating Barney’s ass.

He looks like he gave Bacchus a blow job.

I am really impressed that Megan used her time to criticize a government official rather than entertain the Tory “two sides” narrative. She is handling real shit while the men wanna be messy.

Megan thee Stallion was the best thing about the SNL premiere.

That’s not how it works, and you shouldn’t let yourself buy into the idea that it just doesn’t matter or that everyone’s experience is the same. It’s the sort of thinking that drives the carelessness we’ve seen during this pandemic. Even people who get excellent care die. And if doctors could prevent people from…

Jesus, gotta love how he's trying to frame him getting sick like he chose to in order to "confront it" for the "American people." A fucking con artist to the end I guess.

A bunker with at least one family member/loved one! The isolation of the elderly is one of the horrors of COVID.

And since covid started I've been hoping she's in a virus proof bunker somewhere.

lmao dude has never ‘ask[ed] for documents to review’ in his fucking life.

it’s hard to get behind anyone who voluntarily becomes a scientologist and dyes naturally red hair.

William Barr is refusing to quarantine. He was at those events, he was exposed to people who are now sick. That man is pure evil.

I think we can assume Trump is on a ventilator by now.

This feeling is hard for me to articulate, but, even four years into his presidency, I’ll sometimes have this strange, jarring realization that he’s the president. I mean, I know he is, in true fact, but occasionally, out of the blue, the insanity of this reality hits me hard as I’m just casually scrolling headlines…

Re: Betty White, I don’t think it’s “people don’t care anymore” so much as it is “her health hasn’t been good enough for her to act and stay in the public eye as much anymore.” She was doing a LOT in the early 2010s all the way to the cancellation of Hot in Cleveland in 2015 (the last thing she starred in). 

• Remember how everyone spent the first half of the decade celebrating Betty White because we all thought she was gonna die? And then she didn’t, and now no one cares? Just thinking about this.

No worries at all. It’s just that the old, clearly unhealthy president has been diagnosed with a deadly illness, and no one can believe anything anyone in the White House says about his condition because they have lied so consistently over the last four years. Normal country. Good times.