Both.

His tweet actually calmed me. Like, it was soothing to me.

Same.

She ate all his breafmints.

You got me wondering, and I had to look it up on imdb. Homie is only 5'5. I woulda thought she was taller, too.

He is fantastic on Girls.

I LOVED Today I Feel Silly as a kid. That book is wonderful.

I love everything about this look. Stunning.

The aliens will never come the rest of the way to meet us if they find him first. Think of the bigger picture, here.

What a babe.

Jesus.

I waited on a six top table that had a breastfeeding mom the other day, and I’d already taken her order and moved on to the guy next to her before I even noticed what she was doing.

It’s not a great look for him.

He’s that guy?? Jesus.

In kindergarten a little boy told me if I didn’t go to church, I’d turn green.

Britney. No question.

I just clapped out loud in my empty apartment at Mara Wilson’s tweet.

TOO LONG.

I’m so embarrassed that this man exists on this planet.

And to think, I’ve been busting my ass waiting tables.