I’m pretty sure he just works whenever anybody asks him to, though.

Josh Hutcherson is so tiny I could die. How are you so little??

Haha, “orientation.”

You aren’t now that I’ve read this.

Gwen Stefani is so pretty, why doesn’t she love herself?

It was one of the dumbest things to happen in what was already a really, really dumb season. She was too good for AHS.

This is a beautiful description of Halloween.Thank you for this.

When I hosted at TGIFriday’s, so many people got mad at me once they realized (usually after being there 5-10 minutes) that they weren’t in a Ruby Tuesday’s. (There wasn’t even a Ruby Tuesday’s in town.)

I don’t have a gif, but here you go :)

It is delightfully strange.

Thank you :)

BUT: Kate Winslet’s Ophelia.

...That description of The Room is very, very different from the one on imdb. I had no idea that’s what this movie was about, and now I feel both dumb and unsettled.

WOWWW

Are you fucking kidding me?

Andrew Rannells is so beautiful.

Iowa sounds great. I’m gonna move to Iowa.

oh shit it does