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The ten year old served me these this morning. You can keep your nasty old waffles, Pinkham, I shall be enjoying my made from scratch smiley pancakes.

I've worked in restaurants on Mother's Day. The most depressing part is the line-ups. Kids are restless, adults are fuming and the poor mom leaning on her cane while everyone ignores her. She's wishing she is back home watching TV with her cat. Instead, she gets a meal she doesn't really want while everyone talks

I suspect it would have been much more loving. It's the spoiled spring effect - the more you have to pretend your child is the best thing ever, the more you internalize your criticism. If you push your kids to do the best they can, and not rewarding their every move, the more reason you have to be proud of their

Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.

No kidding! We all have our moments and bad days, but I regret nothing when it comes to my kids! My life isn't perfect, but they are good people and I am so glad they're here.

...and any mom who says otherwise is lying.

The "I hate my son" one isn't funny at all; it's heartbreaking. And the "I regret having them every single day" one, over the beautiful photo of those adorable little boys, is incredibly sad as well. In fact, I find most of these more sad than funny. I think these women must be in a lot of pain to put these posts up

Uncool. Uncool uncool uncool.

Now, I don't want to overstate, but... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

Meeting the reunited fake Danity Kane has to be the oddest/best game show prize ever.

Women are stupid! Let's make fun of them. But everyone already knows that women are stupid, so let's be lazy with the comedy.

reminder: "man in a dress" gags are only coherent in the context of institutionalized transmisogyny. but thanks for the morning jolt of gender dysphoria.

The original was better:

It's great when grown white men make fun of an oppressed and victimized demographic in American society. So funny. I bet you assholes would have LOVED the golden age of minstrel shows.

I'm a Fallon fan, but I can't watch this bit for more than a few seconds. It's so terrible.

This is starting to wear a bit thin. Can't wait for Stephen Colbert!

I don't know if "allure" is the right word. "Need" might be better.

As a Brown student, I was particularly proud of Lena's concern for less privileged victims of sexual assault. She's acknowledged that the financial and emotional support of her parents gave her the ability to make it through the appeals process and take a medical leave. Students who rely on financial aid or

Stories like these make me so sad.