It's not just women.

Have you considered matching bad FFF with good FFF?

Wank half an hour before sexy time. Also, this may be an excuse.

Also, if you're prepared to stay awake after you've finished, go back to the task afterwards. You both still finish.

The best response to finding bronies, or indeed any fandom in which you really have no interest, is apathy.

I'm assuming you don't mean fingering during sex. She's probably not terribly sensitive internally. Aim your pelvis so you're grinding against her clit during penetration.

I don't need to be a chef to guess dog shit tastes awful.

I'm not convinced he's offended. I suspect he thinks it's simply lazy writing, which it is.

If he's not allowed the net for five years, he's going to miss a lot of developments in a formative period of his life. He might be useless.

Asimov approached it, with the final result of his stories being the robots in charge, and controlling all we do, to the betterment of mankind, but not telling us they were doing it.

If it helps for balance, I've no idea who you are either.

The Goodies. Criminal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_causes_of_death_by_rate

Selection bias. Basically everyone on telly is "nice looking", and you only hear about the crazy ones.

Doing a very brief wikipedia summation, there's roughly a 1 in 6 chance you'll die from non-natural causes.

All three of those sources give different numbers. The rankings change considerably between them due to the relatively small difference in the top 25-50.

Even if it did...

Surely woodholes describes it nicely.

Surely the number of books to be digitised must be going down. Any book nowadays starts out electronic. You certainly shouldn't be scanning in a new paperback.

You could cheat, and ask her. "Say, I drew you in the secret santa. I'm happy to have a shot at guessing something you might like, but I thought I might give you the chance to request something. I know it's slightly against the idea, but I think it's the most utilitarian method. If not, no worries."