It’s kinda like Sargeant Peppers Pregnant Hearts Club Band

The bra doesn’t have anything to do with the panty. I’m confused.

Craig Ferguson could talk to a totem pole for 20 minutes and I’d leave the segment delighted and entertained.

I miss Craig Ferguson! It was all so natural, no cards, no preparing just regular people talking to each other. Colbert is good, just not the same. I haven’t watched Seth Meyers but I’ve seen he hasn’t been easy on Trumps so I like that. I just don’t like how horribly structured late night is.

Everyone gave Kristen Stewart shit for years about how she acted in public/interviews and how she was a horrible actress and shit but personally I find Dakota Johnson to be a much worse actress and much more annoying in public. Ugh. I realize they don’t have anything to do with each other, other than both being…

I was shocked to see that any non-white, non-male, non-rich people would be delusional enough to vote for Trump. So many things about people taking him “seriously, not literally” and I don’t understand why people genuinely believed he was just playing a character on TV and wasn’t going to do the things he claimed. I…

I have a coworker whose husband has numerous chronic and expensive health problems (including cancer he’s currently receiving round 2 of chemo for, and uncontrollable diabetes due to a destroyed pancreas which is due to a form of scleroderma) - he’s on SS disability and she works 2-4 days a week as an hourly worker…

how about a trigger warning on that numerical, meteor?

The Constitution only says you can own guns and that you can’t be fired for being racist.

Well, we know now she wasn’t actually into Tareq so I believe it.

Seems kinda fucked up that he could get more jail time for kicking her in the leg than he would for raping her.

Trump supporters don’t know what irony means. They think it means if something taste metallic.

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

He would have lurched towards Ivanka, arms outstretched towards her hips like a lecherous Frankenstein.

The reason I know your photo is fake is there is no way Trump would ever be caught in a suit that actually fit him properly.

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

Spot on. As Maya Angelou said, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Honestly you could have picked my jaw off the floor. I knew things would be terrible but holy hell this feels like a complete and utter threat to democracy.

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.