Those people are racist fucksticks.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Ohhhh DAMN

Let me guess, the bought woman played Joni Potter on the hit show, Dobson’s Stream and all of this is being investigated by Queen of King’s very own Lee Criminey.

Well-observed. There’s another curious tic: he never laughs. He gives a big fake smile that suggests, “I know this is where I’m expected to laugh,” but has anyone ever seen him spontaneously react (in a normal human way) by just busting up? Nope.

Don’t be silly.

Meanwhile those “real men who love babies”* constantly bitch about child support, too.

I would argue that they do, in fact, know this tidbit. Their goal is not to be reasonable or scientific, their goal is to ban abortion as fully as they are able.

There are so many things wrong with these kinds of bills, but let’s just start with the fact that many women DON’T EVEN KNOW THEY’RE PREGNANT at 6 weeks. Like, if you aren’t tracking your cycles and taking a pregnancy test anytime your period is a day late, you might not ever notice any symptoms until you’re well past…

OMFG, that cat is killing me. KILLING ME.

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Jenny McCarthy needs to shut the fuck up. About a great many topics.

She isn’t black, that is pretty much what that entire tweet boils down to.

I hate the word “classy”. It’s so...worst parts of Vegas. Gold plumbing fixtures in the vague shape of a swan. It’s ornamentation of the mundane in order to pretend the ordinary has become the best. It’s not gilding the lily, it’s gilding a fire poker.

Classy, beautiful and dignified are all code for white, white and white. The funny thing is Melania can’t be bothered with any of these people and would rather divorce Donald than move into the White House and have to do the duties of the First Lady. Can you imagine her in West Virginia shaking hands with these people…

Good. Actions have consequences.