I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

Kind of disappointed that nothing terrible happened to Dean and his hair curtains. Like couldn’t there have been a tractor accident or something? Can the show please just acknowledge that he was an emotionally abusive butthole? All this “perfect first boyfriend” crap makes me want to barf. Also #teamlogan all the way.

I still love, in an evil bitch sorta way, that all Chris Christie really wants in life is to be friends with Bruce Springsteen and ol’ Bruce basically said “nah.”

I don’t know about teenagers, but it is sure something I hear Christians opine about a lot.

They re still pissed at one first lady who “didnt know her place” - but america forgives republicans everything.

It’s so nouveau riche, non?

Are you fucking serious? Yes this will cost us a lot. Most things don’t look expensive when you divide them between taxpayers but this isn’t how taxes work and that is not how budgets work.

I read this as “Staying the Fuck Away From the White Horses.”

We call that Freedom Foam.

And Erika Christiansen and Julia Styles. And Rachel Bilson and Rachel Leigh Cook. Called “Doppelganger white chicks”.

I believe the proper system is to bury your socks with a woman’s used pads and tampons. I mean, between the two of them, there’s the materials to add up to a baby, right?

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Trump Pence have no plans of applying civility, they shouldn’t expect it.

Well Jake Gyllenhaal is 35 so that means he was 15 when she left him.

I really needed a movie that highlighted this fact to be a comedy that also starred Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.

So the most important thing about this movie is that Hollywood is coming clean that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are the same person?

Delightful. His interview on NPR was enough to put me off anything he produces for the rest of my life. WHAT an ass. I felt sorry for Mandalit del Barco.

Obligatory seconding

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.