Samantha Bee is a national treasure.

She’s b-l-a-c-k.

I keep coming back to the idea that she is a genius. She doesn’t want to be First Lady. She gave an interview where, in order to excuse her reprehensible husband, called him a child. Now she has picked Trump’s most readily apparent quality to highlight as being a problem? I need the Honorable Kara Brown to rule if…

Yeah I’m right there with you but on the other hand boys will be boys, locker room talk, banter, only words & so on.

Still my fav!

ANDY. FOR THE LOVE OF TURTLE TIME AND MAKING IT NICE. DO THIS.

This trailer looks so awful that I legitimately frowned the whole way through it, but that will in no way stop me from forcing my husband takes the kids out of the house the day after Thanksgiving so that I can binge watch all 4 episodes. Nothing can temper my excitement.

I watched Insidious awhile back.. I remember thinking “they hired Darth Maul’s idiot cousin to be the antagonist?”.

What the FUCK is this from?!

What the fuck, Hamburger.

FUCK THAT SHIT.

no no NO TAKE THAT KID TO A CATHOLIC CHURCH AND DROP HER OFF WITH A NOTE SAYING “PLEASE CLEANSE AND RETURN”

To be fair, I imagine blacklight doesn’t distinguish between fluids, so it could also be covered with jizz!

I rearranged my desk in my new office - a very busy office which I am in only during the day - because of this story.

Omg y’all stop saying SKITTERED! I’m sitting in the school pick up lane laughing myself to tears looking like a damn idiot.

This...really creeped me out for some reason.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

The Economist’s new cover:

THIS. And why is no one in the biased liberal media asking the two most pertinent questions?