From my understanding there is no such thing as a cocaine “stash”. There is only enough for the night. Stash implies there will be some left over.

Best part is that it was on TV.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

Yeah, I’m really uncomfortable about how quickly people here have gone towards mommy-bashing Angelina for things she hasn’t actually done, while forgetting that Brad is currently being investigated by the FBI for abusing his own child.

What about the tragedies of domestic violence? He seems okay with exposing them to that.

Or maybe she’ll just cut out the middleman and break up George and Amal Clooney (so she can end up with Amal not George). Then George and Brad can be sad together. It would be the tabloid drama to end all tabloid drama.

No. The idea was that since Angelina’s never actually taken the kids to Syria (as far as I can tell), that he’s trying to use public knowledge of her past efforts for the UNHCR against her. She’s taken them to places like Cambodia, Thailand, and the International Criminal Court, but not to Syria.

Hush with your research and voice of reason! It gets in the way of the mommy judging going on....

Are we just wildly speculating here? Can I play?!

“She wouldn’t let me drunkenly rant at the kids and and throw shit at them or her”.

It’s actually a VERY SUBTLE and genius play on his (or more likely his team’s) part. Just look at all the feedback you’re getting -- people are assuming Jolie is a crazy do gooder who would traipse with her brood into an active war zone, likely for attention.

Given that she shills for Vitamin Water while Angie has an Oscar and has been honored by Queen Elizabeth II, I wouldn’t say Jen can look down her nose at Angie...

I predict Brad will reunite not with Jennifer but with Gwenyth Paltrow. Angelina will break up another marriage but this time it will be either a European director with UN ties or a diplomat. Either French or Italian. The kids will split between the two parents. Half will hate Brad. The other half will hate Angelina.…

Would he just go to rehab already? So far his main points are he didn’t hit his kid in the face and his wife’s ambitions make her a bad mother. Get out of here.

I doubt, highly, that it was that black and white.

I don’t think it is that she has taken them there, the gossip rags are reporting that she wants to take them there.

I keep seeing this reported, but when did Angelina take her children to Syria?? I was under the impression they went to a refugee camp in Lebanon and one in Iraq, but the Iraqi one was not in an active war zone. I seriously doubt Angelina would be permitted to bring her children into Syria even if she wanted to.

this is timely:

As a woman whose father has been sexually attracted to her his whole life, I feel all sorts of bad for Ivanka.