Bright-Heathen
Bright Heathen
Bright-Heathen

No kisses from Daddy? That sounds sad... :(

It is the End Times. The Four Horsemen are on the fucking horizon. Pray to white Jesus all, pray to white Jesus.

You met him?????! I'm as green as green could be. I LOVE that man.

& Cheers! to you. Thank you for that.

Yep yep. Omar will forever be Omar to me. It took me until the 3rd season of Boardwalk Empire to even remember his character's name because I just kept calling him Omar.

I just posted this on Tumblr as a quote with your Kinja handle linked back to here. I hope you don't mind. If you do please let me know and I will take it down.

ZINFANDEL baby, ZINFANDEL. You all just don't know.

The central valley in its entirety is the meth capital.

Um, it is NOT 4 hours from any body of water... Jesus, this is why I have a hard time with Central Valley folks who have no idea about how many rivers, streams, and lakes they are actually surrounded by.

Whoa. I live in Visalia, about 45 minutes south of FresYES. I call it FresYES to try to get myself excited about the times I actually have to go there... But hey, I'm turning 36 in a couple of days so maybe I'm just too old to understand its charms.

This is because Lauren Conrad is a CAPRICORN. And Capricorn ladies ARE THE BEST.

That story turned out to be bullshit.

Everything you just said. I have a couple of friends that know me well & take the time and get me awesome gifts, but for the most part I keep my expectations of others to an absolute minimum and hope they just ask me what I want so I can give thoroughly detailed instructions. :) I do hate the thought of other people

I LOVE giving gifts. LOVE IT. I HATE receiving gifts. HATE IT.

well well well. the last brown nosing piece that was done on this pope on this site i called him out for not being progressive about women and got told off by a bunch of not so smart ladies on here about how that just wasn't the case. hmpf

Racist shit is never sexy.

SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

The guy is chalk FULL of logical gymnastics.