“Subway is currently testing a BLT&E, a deviled egg salad sandwich topped with cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, and fresh tomato slices”. That actually sounds interesting. I wish it was available at a restaurant other than Subway.
When a restaurant has to state that it’s tomato slices were “fresh tomato slices”,…

I love to travel. It’s my favorite thing in the world. But still, there’s few things sweeter than using your own toilet after being somewhere else for a couple of weeks. Going to sleep in your own bed is a close second.

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

Or just skip the steamer altogether and roast asparagus and broccoli, which makes them actually taste good.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Exactly. Could cold-blooded, mind you, space “lizards” innards keep you warm in sub-zero temperatures all night. I think not, sir!!

Um, excuse me, tauntauns are space lizards? Have you lost your damn minds? Obviously they are cuddly space kangaroos, I mean Jesus Christ.

In space, no one can hear you work hard or die trying, girl.

Missed your post. First thing I thought of. Still cool but Tina’s version was fantastic.

“They fired a gym teacher.”

I saw this episode of Bob’s Burgers.

There’s a Twitter account for that.

Calisse, der not from Laval.......allegedly.

Fucking degens from up-country...

I add Cheerios to homemade chex-mix, so basically the same thing modulo some worcestershire sauce.  Damn good little oat-bombs.

It averages out with the Amazon Wheel of Fish show, which costs nothing, absolutely nothing!!! Stupid, you’re so stupid!!!!

That was literally my first thought. You’d have a better ROI if you just gave the money to random people. 

But handouts are bad.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Very torn on this. Good reference but sort of didn’t LOVE where the series went. +1 experiencing all time at once.