You believe that the moon is “real” in the first place?

I, too, used to go through the whole irritating hot water/stiff brush routine with cast iron, and then I started just using soap (but never soaking it) and the seasoning (seemingly) stayed intact. For awhile I thought I’d lucked into some kind of magic pan, or I was in fact deluded about what constitutes a…

Is it REALLY a long weekend though? I mean, July 4 is on Tue, and though not speaking for everyone, I have work on Monday, then off on Tue.

This isn’t even the worst thing.

Oh I have one! He got in and drove away and I haven’t seen him in 20 years.

THAT JOKE IS LITERALLY IN THE POST

“not a gift basket in sight” Or you could read the entire post.

it sounds like Jeets kicked Jeb to the curb, not a gift basket in sight

+1 (cab ride home)

A car with throw pillows. 10/10.

The same kind of guy that sends his Bugatti through a car wash.

Obvious answer is obvious

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

Luckily, she got married to me knowing what she was in for. So, she wasn’t that surprised.

Would have given the article 4 stars but he shortened his name to Nick. 1 star.

Yes

How many levels removed? One, two, three, ... three levels removed is the worst

McElroy says Sanchez has taught him a great deal about playing quarterback, and that he’ll try to emulate Sanchez this week.