I am okay that you do not like peppers. That means more peppers for me. Can I have your peppers, please? ;-)

Yes! I read it a few months ago. Haunting.

Yes! I read it a few months ago. Haunting.

Finally, someone with the courage to stand up to Big Shitty Vegetable.

I went to a Nicki Minaj concert last weekend. Nicki and Meek seem to really love eachother

He needs a speech pathologist...some diction exercises or something. I NEVER know what he’s saying.

He should hire Drake(’s ghostwriter).

Also true if you work for your dad.

‘Cause when you’re COOOL, the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a day.

Never wear sunglasses AT ALL.

Cheap ones.

I shouldn’t have to add this... but since nobody has thus far:

Recently I saw this woman driving in the evening wearing sunglasses and with high beams on.

The sun never sets on a badass.

Especially if you’re these guys.

So I can, and let me repeat that, so I can keep track of the visions in my dreams.

Invent the “No Button Magentic Self Opening/Closing Jacket”

The sad part is I’m allergic to shellfish. I would totally love to eat like 49 of those things but the whole I might die aspect kinda puts me off.

RE: Gina’s story: The Simpsons taught us the opposite long, long ago.

what’s the difference between a “grill” and a “grille,” anyway?

Tightly ;)