What happened to the envelopes the hotels would leave for tipping the housekeepers? 

They played the NFC North and AFC west last season, and that didn’t stop them from winning the Superbowl.

Makes sense. 13 teams have to play the Patriots, some of them more than once, some even have to play them on the road! But who never has to play the Patriots? The Patriots. Think about it.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Dark chocolate Ghirardelli squares, Hershey’s Kisses, Whatchamacallit bar.

2 butted goat > 1 horned sheep.

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At least it’s an actual unpopular opinion.

Filthy Neutrals.

Best burger topping: Another burger.

Convenience stores are just suburban bodegas, which NYCers always insist are magical places, so I assume this is great.

1) cover body in white paint.

Clearly the least realistic part of a movie series about space wizards and laser swords. 

To be fair, with the way ocean levels are rising, giant sea horse might be a viable solution.

Threeses?

Dear Salty Waitress: The service was slow at my favorite restaurant when I brought a big party there on a Friday night. Should I burn it to the ground?

Yeah, I saw a documentary on this.

I love how Ben Wyatt is wearing a Letters to Cleo shirt in the gif, and they have a callback to it in the series finale when the band plays on the show.

Can we talk about Tina’s sexual harassment of Duncan? Cause that was not okay.

So, I used to be a restaurant food photographer. I get the impulse. You’re enjoying some good food, you want to share it with friends and family. I came to a couple realizations, though. One, food photos, taken with my phone, with either the phone flash or restaurant lighting, rarely come out good. And I’m not a…

Hot Take: Phones, tablets, tvs, laptops and their various cables don’t belong in the bedroom.  Not staring at a screen before bed will vastly improve your sleep, and those notifications can wait till morning.  

Hot Take: Phones, tablets, tvs, laptops and their various cables don’t belong in the bedroom.  Not staring at a…