Would the two point conversion also be from the 25 yard line? That would make it a lot less attractive an option. And forcing the offense to declare ahead of time by moving the yard line would eliminate trick plays. I think instead they should move the conversion attempt to the 1 yard line. This would make going for…

It would be the first time in years I'd actually watch the Oscars.

What would make it better? Have Stephen Colbert host.

I guess she missed the don't be a glasshole memo.

Wait, cameras can't move? It seems like this would be an easy problem to solve. Make the camera pivot automatically when the rear view display is rotated.

The oil pan was already being used for brownies.

That's how we rolled in the 50s. Gelatin was in, salad was fruit suspended in jello.

9: You want to make sure they're into BDSM as an adult

Seems relevant.

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(As seen on TV)

Shhh.

Right to the fucking point?

Scene from their next bout.

That's one way to celebrate Ragnarok.

Chocolate pudding has cornstarch in it, chocolate mousse has booze. Decide for yourself which is better.

I believe in Pokemon Intelligent* Design.

The only surprising thing about this is it took so long.

I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like

The surprise twist is a day later he tells the woman he can't respect her because she bought a refrigerator from him, and he's worried about what his daughter would think when she sees the sale on television.