How can Abraham fit so many Doritos in his mouth at once?!

Use your eyes and look at the picture, notice the patterns and design of the dress. It's the same dress and the company doesn't make it in any other color combinations. The camera picture is a crummy picture with crummy lighting, it's not presenting a true representation of the image.

What I want to know is, what kind of gold have people been looking at?!

"Da-da. Well you for the love of God, shave?!"

And then maybe after some meetings, considerations, budget considerations, dealing with unions, analysis of the cost over benefit, filling out the appropriate paperwork, getting approval and then having the right weather and other conditions to satisfy the needs of the workers it'd probably get put up in 18 months.

Shouldn't he have been using a double safety-hook too? Like he clips one strap, connected to his belt, to the security rail so if he falls he'll dangle (rather than meet pavement). And he moves down the catwalk by clipping the "empty" hook to the other side of a barrier in the guardrail before unhooking the one…

Yeah, it's hardly an ideal place for a direction sign. I know when I'm going down the highway at 70 miles an hour I'm not looking for signs directing me on where to go three/four lanes to the right and behind some trees. That's why there's the overhead signs, for better access to the needed information.

Pretty much, and the guy was apparently close to being nuts. I doubt just anyone could just make anything and mount it on the signs, anything obviously incorrect would stand out and be removed pretty quick.

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Mr. Pigglesworth

You know, with all of the discussion on how great the cast looks, and how awesome this bit was, I find myself amazed at how well they re-created the main-hall set! The stairs, the weird lockers where you can see the legs of them, the look of PA-speaker, all of the banners and stuff around the hall (referencing…

Random? Oh, believe me, with her my boners were very planned.

He was horrible on SNL, always fiddling/fidgeting and always forgetting his lines. Seriously, 10-million people died from alcohol poisoning during Fallon's five-year stint on SNL by playing a drinking game where they took a dream for every time Fallon flubbed a line and ruined a skit. It's not widely known, but…

Actually they were genuine teenagers when the show first ran.

Meh. Perhaps. Anyway, I just read something a little while ago from her that said the invitation was extended from Fallon/The Tonight Show but she couldn't make it due to scheduling conflicts. So that's her excuse for not making it, take it or leave it. It seems unlikely to me as I honestly don't know of anything…

I always see it as more of an intimidation factor, which we know The Empire is all about. Sure they could have tongs of light air(space)-craft going around, hovering-vehicles and other things of that nature and it'd likely overwhelm your opponents. But then if you have a stories-tall, walking monster of a machine…

It's generally recommended that you circumcise your AT-AT. These Storm Troopers are hippies and don't believe in such things.

Yes, kids, that Elizabeth Berkley (Jessie) wearing mom-jeans while presumably being a high-school student. See, back in the 90s those type of jeans were in style and what all of the kids wore rather than by middle-aged women shopping for groceries. No, none of us know why people back then wanted to hide their ass…

Actually, the actress who played Lisa is suffering from some mental disorders and, presumably, other health-issues. Not to mention some poor plastic surgery has left her looking.... "rough." So, her not being included had less to do with racism and more to do with her likely not being fit to do the bit. I assume…

Has... has Mario Lopez not aged?!