Yeah, sorry, she still looks like the kind of thing a Klingon has nightmares about.

Okay, that got a genuine laugh from me. Kudos. Have a cookie.

"Inject mercury into the urethra."

You're totally going to make that your jizz-mug, aren't you?

That was the original name for Facebook before it really took off.

Needs to take most of the day off to get his mom something for her birthday. Has never head of "The Facebook", where his elderly-mother is already a member.

The guy in the original commercial is obviously going kayaking with the guys in the The Facebook commercial.

I once taught a bunch of people how to generate largely random passwords that'd be unique for every website they visit but there'd be a system for them to remember them and, by and large, the passwords could not be easily guessed or generated aside from someone having the capability/program to enter in every possible…

1:40, Man, cousin Balki is looking good!

The Roller Coaster: Compensating for Something.

Ah, yes. The gorgeous, fantastical, otherworldy, and utopianistic alien industrial shipping container storage and distribution yard.

I think Smart TVs have merit to them and would like to see them improve with better software and O/S. But a TV with YouTube, Netflix, Skype and other apps and programs built in without having to buy a secondary device or leech off a laptop or other type of personal computer is a pretty neat thing. It just need to…

I loved the center-of-gravity circles. You really need those on your sex-robot.

Pictued: (Barely) A man who cares a laminated card in his wallet outlining the rape statues towards minors in the state in which he lives and who also thinks it's appropriate to brag to a teenage girl's father about how much he's going to nail her.

The fourth TF movie is the best one the franchise, which is sort of like saying the last heavy dump you take after a bout of diarrhea you've had for 12 hours is the best of them, but still. Also by "best" I'm being very generous as the movie was way too damn long and pretty bland characters in it. But I guess at…

The 1991 TMNT movie is great and probably the best adaptation of the characters possible. It managed to balance the darker nature of the original comics while introducing the lighter, kid-friendly, aspects of the popular cartoon. I was there, man, opening day. The first TMNT movie was fantastic, fantastic stuff and…

The scenarios have deviated off and on a bit but more-or-less have stayed along the same track. Not gospel for sure but certainly an indicator.

Only problem I see is that in the comics doesn't Morgan catch back up with Rick and the group? Negan's back story and the environment he is in is also different than what's going on with Morgan. I doubt he's going to end up being a version of Negan and that the series will introduce the character and it'll be pretty…

Indeed, watching her last night was just really touching and heart-breaking. Chris was also great last-night in comforting her.

I thought it was a good episode and even though I knew Beth was going to die after reading the rumors over the past week it was still a bit of a shock to see it happen and more-over the way the characters reacted to it is what made it work. (I knew Sophia was in the barn/dead well before the characters did but he…