You've heard Biggie's infamous reference track for Queen Bitch, right?

comments like this is why you can't trust random internet stranger's judgment.

Also, I love thinking about how Biggie And Jay Z portrayed themselves in public while behind the scenes they were writing all these lyrics about fucking big dicks

"She could get married and be pregnant tomorrow and I'd wish her nothing but the best..."

SAFAREE MUST BE ELIMINATED. ADDITIONALLY: I REFUSE TO REFER TO HIM AS "SCAF" IN THIS LIFETIME.

Is this a thing women really worry about?

I guess perhaps I'm coming from a different angle as I'm married, so I happen to know if my husband has frigging cholera or not, and that's something I might inquire about before getting down with a new partner as I suspect you could come into contact with the same pathogens eating pussy since it's only two inches or…

I'll see your Keaton kid, and raise by an Eastwood.

Oh, come on. I'm pretty sure you could write something better than Wiggle if you put your mind to it. Or pulled random words out of a magnetic poetry set.

RE Michael Keaton, was anyone else pretending that he was also accepting an award for his outstanding performance in "Multiplicity"?

Are we judging noteworthy hotness in relativity to one's parents now? Because, well, his hotness only seems noteworthy relative to his parent.

I never had any idea this worm identified himself as Catholic...I...eu ugh...just.....Jesus, Mary and Joseph Jackson pray for us...

My dog pissed in the hallway today. #RupertsFault

I have to go to work tomorrow. #RupertsFault

I slipped on some ice on the sidewalk today. Thanks a lot, Rupert.

Yeesh, it's like a clown runs that place.

The idea that "I must go to the unknown alone and find myself to be FULFILLED" is elitist bull shit.

LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

Or at POC. Trayvon was from a middle-class family (and was staying in his step-mom's gated community) when he was murdered, but he was still Black, which is all that matters to people like Zimmerman.

George Zimmerman is walking, breathing proof that you can get away with anything in this country, so long as you only aim your crimes at people with fewer socioeconomic privileges.