We got two. 

They have high standards, yet they keep hiring Johnny Depp? That’s a shit excuse for them to use. 

On the one hand, sucks for Gunn, sucks for the franchise, and sucks for movie fans.

This is how I feel about all the helpful white commenters on The Root.

In the same way that I don’t want even an exceptionally qualified male OBGYN, I don’t really feel, idk if “comfortable” is the right word, but I guess it just seems a little out of place to see male writers on sites for women. As in, geared toward women and the experiences of women, but still need a man to explain…

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

If you’re college educated and over the age of 25 then the rates are considerably lower. Unfortunately sounds like author is not over 25

You should write fortune cookie messages, aiming to fill the niche of totally ruining someone’s night...

Brian later told me that it took dating a few other people to realize how badly he got treated by them, and how I was the one he always went to.

I can’t believe this is what passes as news. This isn’t even remotely interesting. And there’s a 50/50 chance the marriage will end in divorce.

A dozen kids from my grade have died in the last three years from opiates. It’s pretty surreal.

Meeting my (fairly conservative) parents for the first time, my now-wife was having a conversation at the dinner table with my mother and grandmother in front of my sister, my nieces and the rest of the family.

English is not my wife’s native language, and it turns out that expletives/slang-curses are something that…

My husband is a notorious cheapskate. When he met my family for the first time, he was talking about how he recently splurged on a pair of very nice shoes, but instead of saying that, he told my dad that he “splooged” on them. After cracking up, my dad just responded, “You must have really liked those shoes.”

My husband has a congenital heart issue that can cause him to go into atrial fib (irregular heart beat) — a condition usually reserved for much older people. About 6 years ago, he underwent a procedure that fixed the issue and of course, his parents and I did the waiting room thing. They put him under, installed a…

Okay so this one has a little different tone but...

I bet he made an angry face for fun and then someone came up behind him and smacked him on the back.

Personally, I like Resting Bitch Face. I’d take it any day over its alternative: Resting Grinning Idiot Face.

That bugged the shit out of me too. And the “social cause marketing” crap where they sold tshirts with art by third world people and donated a $4 backpack in exchange. Fucking exploitative at both ends. As for the female bias: Jez, call me when you have an actual news story. I have eyeballs.

I was so intrigued by her. She was simultaneously my hero and giving me such second hand embarrassment. As someone who works in finance I could NOT get down with her valuation - at all - and then her weird attitude and nonsensical rambling that was completely not answering any of their questions just made it worse.

And they were ass ugly purses to boot. It was crazy Mr. Wonderful was the only one who realized what it was. I thought he was soulless up to that point.