hot take

I think your outrage over the writer's outrage is even more disingenuous and off-putting.

Are people really not drinking milk because it doesn't have enough protein? I don't see how fucking with something that's already nutritious and charging more for it is going to convince consumers.

Bukkake? Really? That's where your mind went?

...and "The longer you think about it, the grosser it is."

Maybe you should seek a therapist or find a new one. I doubt that most think Bukkake when they see that advert and I doubt that most people go to "gross" when they contemplate milk.

...oh wait, you're going for shock…

I used to mix cola and milk as a kid, this is honestly what I thought the product was going to be at first.

...her last solo album, Love Angel Music Baby...

On the plus side, they managed to insult the gamers by suggesting they are compulsive masturbators, and that playing these games is akin to compulsive masturbation as well. That may be true, of course, but penis-having gamers should be upset too.

As someone with an English degree, I have actually read Infinite Jest all the way through - twice - and know others who have, but I will give you this: we all range from insufferable to The Worst. I am personally awful.

My boyfriend once made up a bizarre story about needing to borrow three hundred dollars for insurance purposes. I got sick at work the day I loaned it to him, came home early, and discovered he had used my three hundred dollars to finance a meth fueled orgy.

People who snidely correct your use of the English language, doubly so when they're actually wrong. Anyone who mocks your childhood crushes.

Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.

I know having a "regular" name helps make this article more seamless but in situations like this, you want them to just call the fucker something like, "primordial scum" or "Crusty McNasty".

I just want to give them all hugs.

i can't read it all. not because of the length, but the horror.

Since Kara's original comment was about POCs (not just WOCs): Basically every English person that has illogically played a Egyptian person ever.

...That cat is not playing fetch. That cat is playing "why the fuck did you throw my treat all the way across the room you idiot, I was standing right there."

Those are both pros in my book. See also: Mariah Carey wearing an evening gown on the subway.

Why the fuck did I think that cats name was Olivia Benson?

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