That's really vile.

If you don't already know that "dick is abundant and low value" you aren't reading the most hateful people on Twitter. Get with it.

was it u

*dusts hands off* There we go

Ok, Mary J. I love you, but that's a bit of an extreme platform to take, girl. I mean, I will admit that my guy friends that I had before Mr. DancingMuppets and I met tend to reach out to him more than me now (but not always) and I tend to reach out to their wives/girlfriends more than going to them first. BUT — this…

They remind me of the useless offspring of aristocracies past. Must be nice to live in a world where only reading what you write is totally fine and no one tells you to read freakin' Moby Dick and The Scarlet Letter and write about them instead.

i wish I could twitch my nose and send them to work as lookouts and runners for drug dealers. Just for one day. Or waiting on people at mcdonalds. Or on a playground in the hood where I grew up. OH lawd please just once

The Key and Peele "Jaden Smith " sketch pretty much sums it up.

I wanted to speak

I've figured out that some version of this is pretty inevitable in the children of successful, artistic/intellectual couples. Unlike their parents, who often grew up in working class homes with parents who had "jobs" as opposed to "careers" and who were going against the grain to prioritize intellectual or artistic…

Hers is, if you like chill music a la SZA, Sampha, and FKA Twigs. If you like Childish Gambino, you'd like Jaden. Of course, he needs more work than Willow. Her potential is more palpable than his. Eh.

LOL. Yeah, it's because they're tell-it-like-it-is iconoclasts. We wish they would conform. Sure, that's it.

I think we found the writers of Interstellar.

I mean, my dad just watches Quantum Physics on PBS or something and then rambles about dimensions, which I think is Quantum Physics.

"... experience of time and the meaning of art."

They're not the worst, but they are so eccentric that I wouldn't hesitate to call them sheltered. I respect that she writes novels, but really? She can't find one novelist she likes. JUST SEND THESE TO EVERGREEN STATE, ALREADY!

That's why they need to be in school.

Pet peeve: when people say that a person has been doing [creative or artistic endeavor] since [very young age].

Clearly, you haven't been touched by Xenu and worn a Matisse as a diaper. If you had, you'd be able to pick up a book's vibrations and know everything in it without even opening it.