don't worry, you're safe. My parents are right upstairs

is Kim not a person of color? At least to some extent? I feel like once you get east of Central Europe, you start losing privilege and gaining oppression

I check missed connections constantly hoping someone likes me and is also the type of person to post a missed connection. Your story gives me hope

if she turned out to be a freak Id be really excited. This is one of the ways men and women differ

once a girl on Craigslist put up a list of a hundred bands either or style. I went through them all because I was bored at work. She replied to me that she wanted to meet for drinks. We hit it off and at the end of the night she invited me back to her place. Now Id gotten really drunk because of nerves/my insatiable…

I mean at least they are straight up about why they are coming over. It would still be an awful idea to have them over or go over. The world abounds in serial killers according to the tv I watch

A few days ago I put up a craigslist ad offering to clean houses for free naked because some company was charging for that in the UK (it was mentioned here) and it occurred to me that I found that scenario erotic. Not one reply. This is what it means to be lonely in 2015

or a really mediocre movie that just happens to be making fun of the right people

I think producing more plastic might just exacerbate some of the problem though

weird that you put a winky face there

if he is putting porn posters all over his room, he's not having sex with anyone anyway. Either he knows this himself and that is the reason he is buying the posters, or he was too dense to have the type of social interaction that ends in sex anyway

why don't they test performers more often? If I'm having sex with a girl in real life, it'd be great, but I'm not. What was I talking about? Oh that's right, I always get a new test when I start dating someone. If I can do it, so can james deen

ever since my last girlfriend broke up with me (I'm 31), facebook has been advertising a dating site with the tagline "single moms just want a loyal guy". Everytime I see it i just assume that aging single moms are getting a picture of my face with the tagline "don't worry, nobody else wants to fuck him either"

I was so mad when he interviewed Merle haggard after haggard had enforced Hilary. He was talking about the okie from Muskogee song and kept saying surely you must have spent time with willie Nelson, even though haggard has called that song satirical for years, spent 12 years in prison, and probably has never really…

I know he used to identify as a libertarian, but I think he grew out of it. Now he pretty much has the outlook of a fratty college guy who votes democratic. He's cool with gays, and hates bankers, but he still thinks of women primarily as sex objects and minorities as primarily ungrateful

I just assumed everyone needed a man to explain jokes to them.

Barack ebola is a well known Jezebel commentator and is parodying dumb guys

no one would date a poor old man.