it's like how my uncle feels about black people even though his best friend is black. I'm calling you a bigot.

there sure have been a lot of national tragedies since McDonald's has existed

exactly. I'm hotter than this man and no one notices me. Just because I'm poor and not famous or talented

yes, I made that joke as well. Except I couldn't remember the title and said "serendipity" and was met with confused stares

when Michael Keaton mentioned his son and the camera panned to him I spent several minutes trying to figure out if he was developmentally disabled or something. Now I read the Internet and find out he wrote "talk dirty to me". Apologies to the disabled

your reviews suck, dude

that's not why he's doing it. Murdoch is well aware that Muslims have denounced the attacks, but he's peddling a political ideology that he feels can best be serve by fear and hatred. What I'm saying is he is he isn't doing it to feel superior, he is doing it for even worse reasons

I mean if you sometimes read the racist internet because you hate yourself as much as me (I don't reccommend it), they've always called him a mexican. It's part of theeor conspiracy theory that the media wanted to portray him as white to make white people look bad even though they think he was totally justified in…

I don't want to bad mouth George Zimmerman, but he sounds like a big jerk

that's what makes this even more ridiculous. Maybe he was looking at her then lover John Cazale?

absolutely agree.

I'm all for people getting divorced and leaving their spouse if they're unhappy, and I think situations exist where a parent can walk away from their children without needing to feel any regret. However, if the reason you left your partner and children is self-discovery you're a shitty human being. You don't feel…

I agree with the last part, but if I find out a guy has kids he's not taking care of I think he is a piece of shit and so do most people I know.

I'd totally break the law to get what I want even if I wasn't sure I could get a way with it and have done so in the past. I would never rape someone because I am a decent human being. These men are not.

For the record literally every Jezebel writer and 90% of Jezebel commentators are funnier than Whitney Cummings

Speaking as a heterosexual male, I would absolutely eat that dress and everything under it.

whenever I have a big choice I always just kind of rush blindly forward hoping it works out. I've got so many regrets

i don't know if she was joking or pacifying him or what. If she legitimately thought that, I'd agree. You can and often do have more than one stupid person to blame.

what the fuck are you talking about? If he thought the teenage daughter could give consent for her mother going to prom with him, and that it was similar to asking for a lift, than he is a fucking moron in addition to be entitled. I wasn't that dumb as a teenager, and I was already using heroin

do women only get attached "energetically" when the guy is good in bed? Because usually they just stop returning my calls...