and he's ripping off dave chappelle?

I don't see what the big deal is. He's just dealing with his personal issues through the medium of his art. I mean, yeah, his personal issues are raping at two dozen women over a period of several decades but HOLY FUCK HE'S A MONSTER!

you forgot the #notallmen

I bet some some women can ejaculate and all women pee.

who cares just get it in my mouth! Am I right, straight fellas and lesbians? *searches for someone to high five and settles on his dog"

My life is admittedly horrible

Those dudes are a treasure. I love visiting the site and having fifteen notifications. It makes me feel like a part of the whole. The shitty horrible whole

yeah a lot of that is bullshit and ego, but if I have sex with a regular sized condom it hurts like hell because it's too tight. The magnums work for me (even if I feel like an asshole buying them) however, I'm not particularly large and I can imagine that some guys probably have the same issue even with xxl. A leg…

His "Alice and wonderland: the musical porno" review is so good, it's more entertaining than "Alice and wonderland: the musical porno"

everyone should stop watching bill Cosby and start watching the cinemasnob

i'm pretty sure one group is old people and the other group is teenagers

so you can't aim satire at marginalized groups or their oppressors? Good to know

do we have to wait until someone like Mia Khalifa is killed to be upset? When people are murdered for their beliefs, they don't need to be saints for you to say that it was wrong.

im mostly concerned that she ever let him move in

you absolutely can say that because speech is free

thank God we weren't each other's first sexual experience

yeah except 8 year old SDZ wouldn't know the term labia

man oh man, I remember that day. I also gleaned from movies and the failed marriages of my parents' friends that getting some was the be all end all of existence. I remember spending hours thinking about how lady parts might feel, imaging the most amazing temperatures and sensations. Turns out the real thing feels…

also when I lost my virginity I was worried about my normal sized penis because of misinformation and sought out advice from the Internet. The Internet said that all the nerves are in the first two inches of the vagina. So I put just the tip in and rotated my hips like mad, confident that I was going to get her off. I…

I knew at 8, but thought they went in hotdog style and the penis sort of sweated out the sperm