It could be worse. My senior year suite mate and I both had speakers that stopped working. Eventually we had a conversation about how hard it is to masturbate when you can't hear the sounds. Fast forward to later that night when I slipped off from the common area to get some me time only to hear him yell from the…

I'm sorry your original post got cut off because I really liked the version where the bro stood up. I'm imagining an "I am Spartacus" moment

That kid's about 5'8. If he was an adult he'd be tiny (for an athlete). However, everyone should stop speculating about what puberty will do to or for her until puberty has done it. She might be done growing now in which case a 5'4 pitcher throwing 70 mph is kind of "meh". She might be 6'2 and throwing high 80s and…

Why did god feel the need to make something tough enough to break Adam's heart? Seems like kind of a dick move

maybe he's good at the drums, I dunno. He's a horrible rapper and an unfunny comic.

she's never made a mediocre song before though. It's the most daring new ground of all

Dude talked to the cops with his hands in his pockets and didn't even get a broken nose. Unbelievable

If Ethan Couch was raised by this dipshit he needs some of his privilege points taken away. like enough to get him legitimately jail time

I could eat whatever I wanted at sixteen too. *stares sadly at gut that beer built

Obviously it's just my opinion. I'm a commenter on the internet not Wikipedia. However, with the possible exception of some disney stars and Annette Funicello (nice reference), all of those people are responsible for a body of work that Nick Cannon just can't compete with. I don't think Mariah needs to find an icon…

I didn't say he was sitting on his ass letting Mariah support him. I said he has no talent other than being a good looking teenager with a lot of confidence. That was his image then, that's basically his image now. Good on him for doing stuff on the business side, but he sucks as an entertainer. My comment about her…

eminem called this divorce years ago (warning:eminem lyrics)

Nick Cannon has always struck me as having no talent beyond being good looking and confident as a teenager. Everything he is is based on that and I hate him for it. Mariah Carey has more number 1 hits than Elvis

"Jared Leto's penis isn't just massive. It's also ginger and hairy" - Alexis Arquette, 2014.

it was amazing to see him move into the exact position I was sitting in

as a gazing male, let me say that the quick cuts didn't phase me at all. I don't think I've ever seen a video that catered to my gaze more including porn. If she is mocking is this didn't quite do it

exactly. I know no one cares about my boner but still, I clicked on this video ready to go to bed and now it's going to take at least another 10 minutes

what a time to be alive

what a time to be alive

deliciously decadent