I don't think I can click on a taylor swift article fast enough

really? I usually do it because getting a woman to orgasm through oral, digital, and manipulation is more pleasant when there isn't semen leaking out of her or when she doesn't taste like latex. Also most women I've been with like to be penetrated immediately after they've orgasmed. It's not about getting it out of…

I wouldn't be so quick to identify the protestors as being members of the British right. This is after all London, and the last time I checked the British right doesn't give a shit about Gaza. I'm personally hoping it's dumb teenagers or that there is some other rightwing bent I'm missing and fearing it's Muslims.

I'm sitting on the metro with my phone giggling like a moron about the idea of shooting chocolate up my butt. I never thought adulthood would be like this

it's seriously cramping my style. I had the best picture/joke combo about the Andrew Keegan cult a couple days ago and it's wasted on Facebook

This is great. No more cleaning the inside of the toilet bowl when guests come over

while Jezebel does have original content, I think they're more in the business of collating information from around the web and putting their viewpoints on it. I'd be surprised if they had say a large research team supporting their writers. Most blogs are like this.

I think the USA women's soccer team got one when they won the World Cup in 1999

two bucks is still cheaper than six bucks though

I've got to immediately stop exclusively dating women I have those things in common with and give one of those popular rich women a try. I wonder if Anna Kendrick has any plans this Saturday...

so people with both the money to throw a big wedding and a community of friends and family to fill one tend to have happier marriages?

First of all, I completely trust you that an episode of golden girls was hilarious. Secondly, I'll just hire a Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost type to give my SO messages from beyond the grave and have lesbian sex with her? Is that what happened in that movie? Demi Moore was in love with Patrixk Swayze so she had sex with…

but do those places have dollar menus? I mean the reason people eat fast food all the time is because it's cheap, ya snob

I worked at dominos for almost two years, and it did work to an extent. They use much fresher good stuff, the dough can only be used in a 9 hour window, everything taste much better, etc. the downside to all this is now 30% of every sale is eaten up immediately by food cost whereas before the change it was abou 10%.…

I'd be stupid to not do that

I fantasize about faking my own death all the time. Mostly because I want to see how people react to my passing because of that part in Tom Sawyer. Also because I am incredibly immature

My apologies SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!

I totally agree. I think the manager consulted the franchisee and they put them on the do not deliver list. I can say with any certainty though cause I quit shortly thereafter because after a while working 70 hours a week at a dominos is depressing. If any of you currently work for the dominos in burtonsville, md…

so I hated this earlier but now I'm walking around my house singing " haters gonna hate hate hate im just gonna shake shake shake shake it off shake it off". I can't stay mad at t swift. I love her so much

goddamn it. I wasn't existed when I clicked this article. I was bored. Now I am excited and I have to wait a little bit. Life sucks.