she doesn't "think blank thoughts". She just doesn't voice any. Quite frankly, I wouldn't either if I got to be royalty

this "trend" is just more proof that there's nothing new under the sun:

there's no way the dude in the middle photo is young than 34. I won't believe it

you beat me this time, Wilhelmina-outlaw. Savor the flavor cause it won't happen again

there's clearly misogyny in both, and I've pretty much read neither, but whenever I see claims insisting that it's distributed equally I immediately suspect a degree of wishful thinking and plain old bullshit. Like a coincidence that big might make me a believer.

There's no way I'm ever letting some app keep records of my mediocre thrusting. I have a lot of lies to maintain

Was this fucktard raised by wolves?

I like Channing Tatum's persona, and I met him once and he seemed personable and self effacing. That said, literally millions of guys across America that look and act pretty much exactly like him so I really don't understand the sexiest man angle other than that one dance in magic mike I guess. I'm comfortable…

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I think about how we're all animals every time I poop. Like it is such a gross utilitarian act, why do religious people think god would have included it in the creation package?

On the one hand this is an eye opening article and confirms all of my worst suspicions about McDonald's. On the other hand, just reading about McDonald's made me really want a big mac

also known as little america

I think we'd all be a lot happier if we just concentrated on finding someone relatively stable with decent tv taste.

I posted that video the other day sans rape joke. It takes like 10 extra seconds to find it edited out.

I can't believe people think they have souls let alone soul mates

I love this kid. He somehow looks both adorable and prematurely middle age

"And that, Mr. President, is my dick"

I don't get why ghosts are so scary. Worst case scenario, of they exist, it means you're immortal too maybe. I'd kill myself immediately and then steal people's socks out of the laundry,and hide their keys, and comfort little orphan girls the night their drug addled parents killed each other.

if men are going to behave this way, I at least feel like they should have the courtesy to go all out:

I was just joking. I really don't care about anyone's cheekbones but my own.