I'd tell you to smile less but it'd probably just lead to strange men telling you to smile more.

I guess this is one more thing I can worry about

call me a hypocrite, but I'd totally say some mumbo jumbo to get cheaper food. Rereading that sentence made me realize that in addition to being a hypocrite I'm desparately poor. Can someone help me?

Paul Feig will forever and always be the guy that wrote freaks and geeks

that's so fucked up

what are the other "date rape" country songs that guy was referring to? "Don't come home a drinkin'"?

we get it, president Obama. Get back to running the country

I was initially confused by your comment because I thought she was my age. Turns out she's a decade older. I will never doubt you again.

good news: no one is going to force you to date anyone. Some people accept your deal breakers as simply quirks. They are allowed to do that too. It's a really good arrangement

oh my god. This might be my new favorite site:

I can't believe you didn't mention the comments. When I initially read that article I was like well this is a poorly written stupid article about a real and slightly annoying aspect of current popular culture (I'm looking at you I fucking love science". Then I read the comment section, and it was full of old style "he…

I once had sex with a girl who had "all things will pass" tattooed on her back. I guess it really wasn't a blooped because she chose to have that tattoo and probably was very happy with it, but it filled me with all kinds of despair.

baby hairs are hot except for when people refer to them as baby hairs

is the implication that you're still half wrong, but that I'm wrong about which half?

you're half right

we don't know any of the details though. For all we know the story is fake, or his parents might be getting off on the idea of their son swimming in their joy juices. I bet that'd change your mind

this job might be the answer to all my prayers

It's basically rust cole and Maggie all over again

I've been on the site a few times spaced several years apart. The first time I was an active drug user, the second time I was newly sober, and now I'm a (mostly) well adjusted member of society. Each time I answered questions, but I never bothered to go through an edite all of the old ones (druggy me filled out over…