I don't think "poor" necessarily needs to mean entirely sympathetic. The warlords themselves aren't doing the looting. The people that work for them might not be the mother's of starving children, but I is be willing to bet that they are the children of poverty.

I should have said that your initial response of despair is probably as good as any.

btw I love your username. I cannot express that enough

Humanity might be a terrible parasite on our planet, but at least our pets are adorable

I don't doubt that there's an element of that. What immediately springs to my mind is the time I saw an insurgent empty a magazine into a crowd of citizens before he too fell from gunfire and how as security forces cleared the street, little kids came forward to empty the pockets of the dead. I can't begrudge them…

if you don't know what would motivate someone to loot a corpse or an airplane full of corpses, you've never been really poor

just pointing out that you didn't account for them, or for a lot of parents of young children, people with low sex drives, people who need to work several jobs to survive. Sex is important, but when it isn't happening for whatever reason that in no way negates the intimacy of the relationship unless the partners…

i credit the instructions in this song with keeping me financially solvent in my 20s:

I'm a white man in America, and I've got opinions about Mexican women in abortion. I feel like it would be my privilege to share them with you gals. If abortion is illegal, both in the courts of heaven and in the courts of Mexico, and the medicine method is dangerous, why don't we produce our own song encouraging…

are you telling me the guy who isnt Ashton kutcher, Christian kid, or charlie sheen isn't supposed to be gay? I've seen maybe five minutes of the show about a decade ago and thought that was the while joke. "Look at this gay guy and this alcoholic serial rapist being roommates"

Well, well, look at these fancy pants Yankees thinking they're too good to swim in their britches

yeah take that 80 year olds and people with disabled or terminally I'll spouses

I miss her so much :(

I don't know. I've been not giving a fuck since I was a teenager and my life is terrible. Maybe the trick is choosing when to give a fuck and when to not? Whatever, I don't care

I once dated a girl for two years and she always had a reason she didn't want to have sex with me. Then one day she was like "you can't fuck me like I need to be fucked, but you're perfect otherwise". Wait a second, why am I telling this story?

I think I was a "jack from your Econ class". College was so lonely

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