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see, Erin? Life's not all bad news

cute five year old needs to stop snitching on the community

I think it might just be personal to you. There are less white fans now because boxing is seen as barbaric, people who don't care watch MMA now, there aren't many good Italian-American or Irish-American fighters anymore. However, boxing is stills growing sport financially with a huge fanbase outside of the United…

arcade fire is so middlebrow

I've got an idea:

hahaha the working poor sure do lack conversational skills

It's half a joke. I did struggle with a heroin addiction for about 10 years, but I didn't stop for women. However, the only reason I regularly wash, exercise, and work is to look more attractive to women. that's kind of a normal thing though and I am in therapy

I guess not, but it was less effort

I never approach women in real life unless introduced by friends with that being the express purpose. I've read enough to know that women hate being approached in public

Perhaps I'll see you tonight, madams.

I gathered. What's even more surprising is that I played rugby I'm high school and college on nationally ranked teams. I suppose women are just opposed to my thighs

I actually read a study a few years ago that suggested that contrary to society's expectations, teenage boys are actually more interested in romance and teenage girls are more interested in sex.

I mean there was a 10 year period of my life where I did chain smoke and shoot heroin and I told myself that regularly

this might be a stupid and obvious question, but I am a stupid person, so I'll ask it. Do nudist place a premium on physical appearance when they are dating? Ie: hour glass women and men with big dongs?

I don't think there's been a good boob movie made since the early 90s

I wasn't even aware that people looked at male thighs until I saw jezebel's thighlight feature. Now I wear long pants everywhere like I'm my grandfather or something.

you missed my point, possibly because I was rambling and unclear. Your average Israeli citizen has been in the service and either fucked shit up in Palestine before or possibly served in Lebanon if they're a little older. These kids are removed, but teenage assholes on twitter are hardly representative of the public…