I've had to explain this to other men before and this is always the way I put it: I agree that it isn't a majority or even a large minority of the male population that is actually dangerous. However, even if it was only 5-10 men out of a hundred, try and imagine going through your day not certain of who those men are.…

my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but sadly none of them want to

my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but sadly none of them want to

my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but sadly none of them want to

the sad thing is that my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but none of them want to

the sad thing is that my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but none of them want to

the sad thing is that my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but none of them want to

the sad thing is that my policy is that literally every woman is allowed to measure my dick, but none of them want to

goddamnit lemmings don't do this

when I was 6 years old my parents took me to a wedding in Pittsburgh. The post wedding reception was to be full of the sort of mirth making you don't necessarily want your 6 year old around for (we're of Irish descent) so they left me in a room with a Jean Claude van Damme movie and a middle aged babysitter employed…

I read what you just wrote as "skim skim skim progeria son" and I thought you'd gone real dark on us

Oh my god. I'm having a real proust moment staring at that box. It was amazing stuff if my childhood tastes are to be believed

she had asked us not to say anything sexual like big breasts. So she went down a row of us and everyone was like "nice teeth, nice person, etc". Then she pointed out a girl in the class and asked her and the girl said "an 8pack". She then used that as evidence that girls know what they want and boys don't. She also…

when I was in 8th grade we had one of our regular substitutes in class and she was asking people to describe their ideal mates. I was super uncomfortable and when she picked in me I said "nice hair" and she teased me over it. Then she said that she couldn't wait to see how I turned out because she had recently watched…

I still can't believe no one would sleep with this dreamboat

I didn't expect that is to be about food. From the headline I figured it'd be a short article that just said "either an abortion or a baby depending on the circumstances"

I for one am shocked and appalled that the words with hundreds of years of tradition are used more commonly than the word we started using a few years ago. Wake up, America!

damn it, Callie. I don't need to be reminded that I'm poor.

Just wait till America realizes that at the national level 90% of its elected officials are probably closeted atheist adulterers saying things to get elected

the one I worked at was in dc and we did not...officially, and I did not at all. I did take it all off at a bachelorette party once and that was the night I realized it wasn't for me or I guess my employers realized it when I got really drunk to get through it. One of those. Some guys went above and beyond the call of…