I don't know about this whole male lesbian thing, but if women asked me out more often, I'd like it a lot

Wouldn't it have to, though? I worked as a male stripper briefly about a decade ago and back then you had to do gay clubs and parties to make any money. I understand that Channing Tatum wasn't going to do that on screen but surely a documentary on the profession that gets as deep as its creators are saying is going to…

haha. I love that that's your reaction to the entertainment industry finally catching on to the fact that there's money to be made in objectifying men too. And if it helps, I don't think that most people see male strippers as super heroes

I like that autocorrect made "dong" into "song"

I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but the reason we didn't see song in the context of that scene has to be that the actor is only slightly above average size to well below average size so hbo decided khalesi should make a face pretending his song was perfect too.

I remember watch my two year old child whither and die as the sarcoma spread through out her body. The one solace I had during those awful months was that I hadn't lost a pet

that's good because from the neck up he looks like a 12 year old

so all this time I haven't been going to the doctor because I think it's unmanly, has really been time I didn't go to the doctor because I am desperately poor. I feel like I just lost a little swagger

Did something change since I was in school? Aren't school dances just a chance for the attractive teenagers to dry hump and for guys like me to huddle around the punch bowl, numbing ourselves with alcohol?

don't mean to mansplain, but I think impure thoughts about girls in sweats. Fuck these weirdos

yeah. The first time you hear it, it's all smiles. Then it lasts for four months

If only my face hadn't been covered in acne those years I might have had self esteem

In Kabul, Afghanistan every ice cream man pushes a little cart around the streets playing an ice cream man version of "my heart will go on". There are hundreds of them so no matter where you are you hear it every 10-15 minutes. It was hell on earth

there was this guy he was a hasid and he was always dribbling a basketball and one day I was skateboarding and he goes "you're a sinner" and I wrote it

yeah I was totally happy at about 11 and by 13 I'd been arrested and by 15 I'd tried to commit suicide. Truly the wonder years!

yeah I too am going to stand my ground with the team that's pro yelling at babys

If Katy Perry surprised with birthday sexy (at the end of next month hit),?id surprise her by premature ejaculating, apologizing and running home to cry. Maybe she wouldn't be surprised

Europe is weird

I was just joking. He'll probably have sex with you at some point

one of these average women looks like phoebe cates for christsake