Man, if a woman has sex with me early on I feel downright obligated to call her back. I suppose that's a remnant of catholic guilt or something

Have you listened to her songs cause I can think of one time that happened and it's regrettable but doesn't define her catalogue.

The original song/video is about %1000 funnier than the tonight show parody

Just to be clear: there ain't no shame in my cunnilingus game. That is more than I planned on sharing. Also I'm currently single and was joking with the initial post. Thanks for the advice though!

What if my sex game is why she isn't happy in the first place? Should I aim for no sex or more terrible sex?

I just thought it was racist like "mammy spike". At least the confusion is gone

Well, I mean obviously you can choose what to care about. I didn't say be indifferent about everything. Or if I did, I take it back.

Can we stop fighting about Lena Dunham for a moment and acknowledge how incredible that Tina Fey sketch is?

I mean you might as well be furious at people who inherit their money. I get that way sometimes. The thing that I try to remember is that it isn't a productive feeling. Hating the kid from 2 and a half men won't improve my life at all and when his moment is past some other brat will take his place.

No, what you and your ilk are saying repeatedly all over the internet and on a wide variety of subjects is "how come some people like stuff I don't like?" It's fucking boring. If what you like isn't being created, go out and create it.

Is posting your ex's nudes somewhere really "speech"?

Sure. I could do a whole series on stories you shouldn't tell people.

I'm just glad that my past shame can spread a little bit of happiness today

So I guess this year I can't even pretend that I'll be in shape by summer

I spit coffee all over the place at "women love a bad boy and jihadis are the baddest boys of all!" Well done.

I am the monster in this story. I was interning in the summer between my junior and senior years of college in the Washington, D.C. area. A buddy and I went out in Georgetown after an evening spent slamming shots and playing liquor pong.
It should be said here that I have never been good at the bar scene. I spent every…

It sounded like Cohle from true detective wrote it

I for one regret getting "Hug Life" tatted across my teenage chest

I don't drink anymore and getting the nerve to be naked in front of just one woman is difficult. As soon as I'm interested in in someone I have to do at least a month of extreme physical training so that she won't know I'm just a human when the clothes come off. Two women or adding a physically imposing man? I'm…

Popular rape joker comic? Like not a misogynist act that dabbles in rape jokes, this guy has an act that is wall to wall rape jokes? And he's popular? SVU has now managed to make men look even worse while simultaneously pissing off every woman who took a stand against the tosh joke. If I wasn't so irritated I'd be…