Is chemistry what the kids are calling alcohol these days?

I dated a woman that had this problem so I bought her the magic wand. Problem solved.

I dated a girl that had this problem. I bought her the magic wand. Problem solved

I dated a girl that was like this so I bought her the magic wand. Problem solved

Their idiotic faith is a testament to the powers of natural selection

It's like Piers is having an internet freak out in real life

Cossacks still exist? Do they still do that dance?

I've always said that the main difference between me and Idris Elba is that you can have sex with me tonight. Also, he is a handsome movie star and I'm not

That koalafornia shirt is amazing.

Countercounter: gay dudes really do have the most sex. Many's the time I've locked eyes with a woman and been too afraid to talk to her and thought, if only she was a gay dude...

Im a dude so I won't offer any opinion on the politics of this because I recognize this blog as a space for women. What I will say is that every time I hear someone talk about the dating "market" or what "women want" or what "men are looking for" or "game theory" or whatever, I wonder if the person talking is a robot…

Awesome. Finally a map where those of us in blue states can feel ashamed of our neighbors

I looked at the map and was like "way to go, Mississippi! You guys finally didn't embarrass yourselves!" But nope, they don't even have data

You're completely right. Watson explains that Holmes is only interested in subjects that aid him as a detective (he basically invents forsenics), but that would probably also include basic physical sciences. Basically the two of us just invalidated one of the most iconic series of all times. We're the true detectives

I'm not going to say easy access to porn since my early teens is the only reason I feel an overwhelming desire to apologize when I take my penis out, but it sure doesn't help.

In the original novels Holmes is almost completely unaware of anything that isn't detective work. Watson had to explain basic science to him several times and Holmes is mostly disinterested because it isn't detective stuff. He also loves cocaine and is incapable of intimacy but that's neither here not there

As a lonely guy, the idea of spending valentines day alone and jerking off to a stranger pretending my girlfriend sounds like it could only with me hanging myself. Not on purpose, that's just what I'm into.

Isn't it rare for anybody to like there job? It's called work for a reason. I've got a long term goal that I am working toward but I came up the hard way and hAve had to work a lot of shit jobs to keep a roof over my head/eat. I show up on time, work hard, and smile all day; but if I had to pretend to like it at home…

Well Cleopatra isn't part of ancient Egyptian culture, first of all. There's more distance between her. It's a good thousand years between the two. Technically she was a legacy of Alexander the Great's conquest in the intervening years and was more an exploiter of the people living there than the natural outgrowth of…

Amen. I know I'm a gremlin of a man with a face only a mother could love, do we need a whole day to remind me about it?